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Before They Were Stars 2 The Sequel
They were your normal poor actors or actresses getting hacked up by some masked psycho, or just in a some bad movie.
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Billy Bob In "Zombietown"
Before he was an annoying redkneck smooching with Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton was a annoying redkneck in the movie Chopper Chicks In Zombietown. Billy Bob played Donny the redkneck husband of a cycle slut returning to her hometown to gas up but runs into hords of the undead instead. Donny is an obsessed husband who wants to get back together with his wife but she just wants to knee him in the balls, and she does. Well poor old Donny never gets to get back together with his wife instead he gets shot and dies. I wonder if his obsessive annoying redkneck ways will get him another kick in the balls by Angelina Jolie, if we're lucky maybe he'll even get shot again.
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Tom Hanks "Big" Boring Debut
Tom Hanks "Big" Boring Debut
Before Tom Hanks hit the "Big" time making 5 million dollars a movie he was your average bad actor, in a bad horror flick, making minimum wage. The movie He Knows Your Alone was a 1980 Halloween ripoff music and all, directed by Armand Mastroianni better known for his other crappy horror movie The Clairvoyant AKA The Killing Hour. The plot is about some psycho who has a thing for killing brides to be, alla Hatchet For The Honeymoon. This movie has as much blood as your average shaving cut and is just horrible. Mr. Hanks has a five minute role playing a stupid psyche major named Elliot who likes to rag on horror movies, I wonder if Tom Knows He's Alone in thinking that this was a good movie to be in.
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